Schedule a Ride

The only pickup line you’ll ever need.

Forget cheesy openers or awkward small talk. This hoodie does all the work for you. With Schedule a Ride stamped loud on your back and the bold QR impossible to miss, suddenly people aren’t asking what you ride — they’re asking when.

It’s the kind of piece that makes the world feel like it’s conspiring in your favor: more attention, more laughs, more eyes on you at every stop. Some say it even boosts DMs and gets you more ride requests than your bike can handle…

Heavyweight 70/30 cotton-poly blend, soft enough to live in, tough enough to crash nights out with. The graffiti-style lettering and scannable QR code turn this hoodie into both a flex and a conversation starter.

Only 100 units worldwide. Individually numbered. No restocks, no repeats. If you miss it, don’t even try to “schedule” one later.

Every hoodie comes with a Golden Ticket. Collect 4 and you unlock the Relic Hoodie — a ghost-level drop never for sale, only for the bold.

⚠ Warning: Wear responsibly. May cause unsolicited attention, surprise invites, or more “ride requests” than you bargained for.