Sorry Officer, I Thought You Wanna Race

Some excuses get you out of a ticket. This one gets you remembered.

Born from that split-second smirk you give when blue lights hit your mirrors — and instead of fear, all you feel is fun. This hoodie is the answer every rider wishes they had the balls to say when pulled over: “Sorry, I thought you wanted to race.”

It’s a salute to every reckless chase story told around bonfires, to the legends who ran, and to the riders who live knowing life’s too short to obey limits. This isn’t just humor — it’s a dare stitched into fabric.

Made from a heavyweight 70/30 cotton-poly blend, it’s built for punishment and comfort alike. The graffiti graphic blends bold lettering, a cop’s donut cap, and checkered-flag chaos — a visual middle finger that feels like the start line of a midnight race.

Only 100 units exist. Each one is individually numbered. No restocks, no repeats. Once it’s gone, it’s just another story you’ll wish you caught in time.

Every hoodie comes with a Golden Ticket. Collect 4 and unlock the Relic Hoodie — the kind of piece no money can buy, reserved only for those who earn it.

⚠ Warning: Not responsible for sudden challenges at red lights, random “green light drag races,” or cops with bruised egos. Wear responsibly… or don’t.